Cimorene

I like how "Harry spends the summer in a whorehouse" isn't even the plot, it's just the plot device that sets up the Harry/Draco schmoopylols.

And I //love// how mpreg is so insidious that it can only be warded off by making Hermione insane.

My most a;lskdjfa;lskj DELICIOUS! remains:

Betty: I'm just in that dumb mood where you go through delicious looking for dumb porn, and "Fascinating AU where Earth is at war, Jensen and Jared are brothers, and after their parents are killed, Jensen joins the Sex Corps to pay for Jared's medical care."
Betty: OH FANDOM
makesmewannadie: O.o
Betty: SEX CORPS
makesmewannadie: THE SEX CORPS
makesmewannadie: <3 fandom 4eva
makesmewannadie: omg never change.
Betty: Just, you know, why waste time coming up with something plausible? Make up a sex corps, and then you don't need an excuse!
makesmewannadie: EZACKAMACKLY.
Betty: Also, I don't know if AU really covers it.