marry her.

[cimorene]

the newest subject line in spam. it's a step back in terms of creativity--although you could always combine it, i guess, with the newer trends of misdirected emails for something like "angela, marry her." or, hey. that's not legal in most of the united states. "angelo," then.

anyway, maybe it's a sign! like, that i should be writing my singin in the rain story, which has a marriage in it (no, i mean. not a marriage ceremony. married people. right.)