ohmiya daily

[cimorene]

cim: i want a parody of a mago where they ask the grandparents if they had any nicknames for each other, and the grandparents are like, "no, people didn't use nicknames back in those days, you just didn't do that!" so they're like, "well, okay, but what did you think, the first time you talked?" and the grandma is like "talked? no no no. no, we never talked. you didn't talk before marriage back then." and then the grandfather can break in and be like "actually we only exchanged three words the whole first year we were married." and the grandma's like "yeah, that's right. for a long time i thought he was a mute."
aes: *facepalm* poor boys. they have to teach romance!
cim: so then they'd be all, "grandpa, listen, i was talking to grandma, and she said she's never exchanged more than two sentences at a time with you, and that you don't like to use complete sentences. so i was thinking, grandma, you know, she would really like if you had a whole. you know. conversation with her."
aes: AHAHAHAH.  they're so ....  gentle about it. XD

Comments

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

1. ♥
2. have you seen this (http://arashi.vox.com/library/post/ohno-satoshi-essay.html) rant/essay on ohno?

favorite line: People don't realize it, but Ohno is very much adored by the dai senpais. Why do you think that is?

because ohno is just so attractive to the older people? XD

[cimness.livejournal.com]

XD i just read it with this expression of bafflement. it's nice to have more ohno trivia! even if the whole thing is couched with more, er, tone of desperate passion than i usually expect for boyband biographies...

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

XD yeah, exactly. the trivia does make me excited, though. well, not excited, but it's interesting.