noauuuughhhhhh

[cimorene]

I was mourning the fact that we're out of milk and drinking my second tea of the day when I happened to glance to the side and, to my horror, identify on wax_jism's monitor a story about the Right Nite Owl curing poor woobie Rorschach's psychoness with his healing cock. (Sugar doesn't support that and neither do I.) At least, I didn't glimpse the cock, but I glimpsed "fumbling" and "belt-buckle", and now I am scarred. So there you have it, internet: my other half reads Rorschach slash. Don't let her deny it.

Comments

[saint-sorrows.livejournal.com]

I imagine it ended with his Neo-Nazi tendancies overcoming the power of Dan's healing cock and him breaking his neck.

So sad. D:

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

Weirdly enough, Rorschach is one of the few slash pairings that I can see a genuine psychological reason for. He thinks all women are whores, so maybe The Gay is the only kind of sex/love he can permit himself. Brb, I think I just broke my own brain...

[anglepoiselamp.livejournal.com]

NoooOOOooooo

Wax has a lot of explaining to do. :D

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

hah! i TOTES support it--if by support you take my meaning as, "finds their friend-partner, comparatively regular dude/seriously fucked up sociopath dynamics to be the most interesting aspect of the movie, and while i don't find it plausible for them to have anything resembling a stable and healthy sexual/romantic relationshp and would die laughing at a 'heals with his cock' story.... i support the pairing."

of course it's implausible to the nth degree and would never "actually" happen, but that's not what i'm in it for.

[morningfine]

What's in the water now? This is not the only post on my flist today reporting that someone whose opinion I respect is dabbling in this. GAH. I AM NOT DOWN WITH THIS SHIT.

I say thumbs up, kind of.

[almostnever.livejournal.com]

As long as it includes the fact that Rorschach canonically smells bad.