Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Plebefic Headers

[cimorene]

1. Disclaimer Marshall and I are going to the zoo. Not true at all. [I... wait, what?]



2. Notes: This is actually an old thing I just found on my harddrive and thought 'eh, wth' so it's totally unbetaed. Hasn't even been looked at. You have been warned, people.



3. [title] "angels fall like rain" [me: ... D: waxjism: ...They're falling really fast then.]
   WARNINGS: not so much, except it is written as a prose poem and does not divide evenly into 100 word chunks



4. [Summary] An internal conversation..sort of [What does that mean? Does he say half of the lines out loud?]



5. Summary: Pete wants to taste the rainbow.

Comments

[anglepoiselamp]

"angels fall like rain"

...they splash on the ground and form puddles? O_O

[thefourthvine]

Disclaimer Marshall is a great name. Where was this header when we were trying to pick out names for the earthling?

XD

[cimorene]

...EW.

[cimorene]

Maybe you can save it for his first goldfish or hamster.

[brownbetty]

Disclaimer Marshall: better or worse name than Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Pulsifer?

[cimorene]

By "better", do you mean "funnier"?

[brownbetty]

I pretty much always mean “funnier” by “better.”