Five Things You Could Do With 30 Dean Winchesters

[cimorene]

On my last plebefic headers post this thread ran:

Summary: Cas needs help. Deans' help
villeinage: Re #2--Yes, Cas needs so much help that one Dean is not enough. You know, I don't have a problem with more than one of him. He's very easy on the eyes. More is surely better.
cimorene: Well, I could enjoy two or even three, but imagine if there were, say, thirty. That might be unnerving.
someblazingstar: Ha, I tried to think of what the hell a person could do with 30 Dean Winchesters and the first thing that popped into my head was "make them answer the phones at my job so my coworkers and I can go on vacation." WHAT.
cimorene: Make a synchronized swimming team? I'd love to see this as a meme. "Post a list of five things you could do with 30 Dean Winchesters."

1. Make a synchronized swimming team. (waxjism: I can see it. Ahh. My mind is a nice place. They're all wearing red speedos.)


2. Have them perform a play like, say, A Midsummer Night's Dream. Let them keep their own clothes. Distinguish them for purposes of the play with hats.


3. Paint them white and have them mime, in slow-motion.


4. Move into a new apartment without an elevator; have them carry all the furniture up and down stairs.


5. Make one pie, and make them explain existentialism/ frown/ talk about their feelings competitively to choose who gets it.

I'd welcome additional suggestions.