Why isn't my plebefic header two-headed?

[cimorene]

1. Summary: In the year 1607, Patamon (Pete) is a curious Native-American who seems to have a knack for ESP, and yet, each time he predicts something, no one believes him. Meanawhile, Patrick Stumph is an English sailor and explorer who has garnered a reputation for danger and adventure. He's the only one who seems to think otherwise. When Patrick's company arrive in Virginia, very near to Patamon's home, Patrick becomes as facinated with Patamon as he is with treasure.



2. Title: Fear- a feeling of danger, evil etc.
   Summary: Patrick never believed in fear.



3. Title: CPR Is Easy



4. Discliamer: If I were funny, I'd have something to say right now. So in that event, don't own, don't sue please.



5. Disclaimer: I'm a unicorn.

Comments

[brownbetty]

*stares in horror*

[cimorene]

Yeah...

[thefourthvine]

I think that first one ruined me for all future plebefic headers. It may have just ruined me, period.

Holy fuck.

[wishfulclicking]

I'm kind of stuck on number one making me think of Digimon with that Patamon name.

Also wow to number 5.

[alafaye]

I always love these, but the last two really made me smile :)