Why isn't my plebefic summary genetically unstable?

[cimorene]

1. Summary: We knew it had all gone wrong when the ferris wheel went insane. [I guess that was the last clue; so what was the first?]



2. Summary: Pete's misread insistence on the bloomings of a 'puppy love' weren't much of a consolation, and Patrick was tempted to call the whole thing off on the basis that it'd be a 'puppy love--puppy love food' type of mistake. [Wait... WHAT?]



3. Summary: Pete calls Patrick at 4:47 a.m.



4. Summary: Patrick loses his virginity twice.



5. Summary: ...my love affair with a man, and a monster. [I like the semantic instability afforded by the comma. Like, is it about Godzilla and the narrator's love affair with Chris O'Donnell? Or is it about a narrator who is romantically involved with both Kris Allen and the Creature from the Black Lagoon?]