Don't step on plebefic headers - play Quake against nice new sparklers!

[cimorene]

1. Disclaimer: I made this whole thing up. I think I stole the title from a song, but now I can't remember who it was by or how I found it.



2. Summary: Simon Cowell, manager of pop star hopefuls and owner of the hot downtown Club Idol, has been framed for a crime he didn't commit. Can new kid Kris Allen convince rival divas David Cook and Adam Lambert to work together to clear Simon's name? And what will happen when Simon asks Adam and Kris to "take care" of his boyfriend Ryan for him?



3. [Warning: character death. Sigh]



4. Rate: Nc-17 (Nc-20 would ease my mind) [♥ aeslis]



5. Prompt: (3) Castiel is brutally tortured by Lucifer/demons/monster of the week. Dean and Sam have to pick up the pieces. (Not literally. Dismemberment isn’t sexy.)