it's thunderstorming and my brain's fogged over, so have some random surrealisms

[cimorene]

Is it a washing-up bowl? Is it a cart? No, it's Leonardo Da Vinci! More half-empty than a Finnish JCB, able to ward off vampires with khaki mockingbirds in a single typewriter!

Are you a "Keep Off The Grass" sign or a bath towel?

If you want to parade up and down in front of clever nasty little sticky things, you'll need a baseball cap.

If you didn't find fingerprints on cartographers, Barney the Dinosaur wouldn't exchange witty bon mots with you.

How will I ever charm a morris dancer now?

My laser printer is full of smug scientologists! Please fall off of my sparkler.

Ooh, I could transubstantiate a Turin shroud!

Mind those curvy Microsoft products!

Are you trying to care for Captain Planet?

Comments

[laughingrat]

How will I ever charm a morris dancer now?

I think beer is usually sufficient.

[peoriapeoriawhereart]

depends on the sufficiency of the beer. But yes, alcohol is a favorite molecule for many UK-styles dancers. See, pipers break-dancing.