plebefic headers: "Beta: Microsoft Word"

[cimorene]

1. Beta: Microsoft Word.



2. Disclaimer: I do not own neither Cook nor Archuleta. [Unintentional extra negatives are unfortunate...]



3. Warnings: Blowjobs and swearing xD [The people who don't get the purpose of warnings are some of the most disturbing, to me.]



4. Disclaimer: It’s not real, at least, I don’t think it is. [...But my precognition's been acting up lately so there's that risk.]



5. Disclaimer: Not true, merely my way of explaining the green scarf Pete was wearing a while ago.