plebefic headers: imagine him scowling at his costumers

[cimorene]

1. Warning: Glittery sharks. Yup.



2. A/N: unbetaed; all mistakes are mine. Written for the (long-finished) AU/Fusion Challenge at deancastiel, for AU Prompt #41: “Barista!Dean (imagine him scowling at his costumers and yelling ‘GRANDE SKINNY CHAI LATTE NO FOAM WITH SOY!!’) and Corporate Lawyer! Cas ! KYAH!” [I can easily imagine Dean scowling at his costumers. Especially as, from his dialogue, it looks like they've costumed him in a Grande Skinny Chai Latte. And unwanted foam.]



3. Chapter Excerpt: "Ryan? You need to come with me”



4. Author's Note: I know the summary is a bit lame, but the story is good, at least I think it is, Overall the story will be Shige-centric, with a few added slips from the other members. I'm also going to have a few OC's, but most will be unimportant except about 2-3



5. Summary: Prompted by the true event of Patrick getting on the "Unsexiest Men of 2007" list.
   Warnings: chaptered fic, eating disorder fic