cimorene

Author's Notes: After reading this request by dictionary00 : http://community.livejournal.com/ncisficfind/501829.html which included the following summary and warnings, this 1000 word ditty appeared on my monitor. What can I say? I couldn't resist. I believe it is all there, including the last word, which I interpreted as 'swearwords'. And my winning 'woobie'? Why, Very Special Agent Tony DiNozzo, of course. I did twist them about a bit. As always, friendly comments are greatly appreciated. Oh - and ONE MORE WARNING: No food or drink should be in the vicinity of the reader while reading 'Plethora'. You have been (plethorically) warned. It will all make sense at the end - trust me (mwa ha ha...) (OK - not as evil as it may sound ... 'evil slaver alien wizards' I mean really???)
Summary: To protect the ones he or she loves, Character X sold his or her body to evil slaver alien wizards. Now Character X is finally back home. Can the [team/family/friends/loved ones/etc.] help him or her recover?

Warnings: Kissage and groping and some horrible torture scenes [♫ One of these things is not like the others! One of these things is not quite the same! ♫]

Summary: Sometimes the biggest mistakes can lead to amazing things. Even if you've just run someone over.

AN 1: This is AU. The second war against Voldemort never happened. Lily and James Porter survived his wrath during the first war, all of which means that Harry and company had a normal childhood.