- Summary: After a two-year trip abroad, Harry Potter returns to discover the Ministry has stuck their overly pointed noses where they don’t belong, proving the adage, when the cat’s away, the mice will play…. Now the cat has returned and is determined to find a way around Ministry traps and hunts for a solution to help a certain Potions Master. Can the cat catch his prey or will the mice have their way?
- [Warnings:] explicit sex between males, mepreg, an antagonist you will hate…may even want to kill…
- Warnings: Necrophilia, Dub-con (because he is dead)
- Summary: AU fic! Derek is a low-budget martial arts movie star. Garcia is his agent. He meets Dr. Spencer Reid, a physics professor at Caltech, and falls in love. But, there are a few obstacles in the way of their budding romance.
- NOTE: I realize they are young and in my haste to write this, I failed to write them using a condom, but please assume that somehow they did! LOL.
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- 3: Clearly I should only do Stuff to the fire while wearing leather gloves with long gauntlet cuffs
- 4: Talking about the weather...
- 5: I've read 61 detective novels this year so far. Lol.
- 6: Specifications of a Locked Room
- 7: A fascinating 1920s portrait of a seedy London nightclub
- 8: The thing about the adaptational changes made to The Seven Dials Mystery
- 9: at present you are a nuisance to your friends and a disgrace to your country's legislature
- 10: Lemony desserts lemonier?
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