plebefic headers: My crown is polished and waiting

[cimorene]

1. Summary: Urban legend has it that there is a website called jigokutsushin (hotline to Helll) that can only be accessed at midnight. When you type the name of the person that you hate and click enter, the Hell Angel, a man with blue eyes will appear with his two assistants, Sam and Dean. His name is Castiel. He will hand you a straw doll with a red string tied to its neck. If you untie the string, you'll be in a contract with Castiel, and the person you wish to take revenge on will be delivered to Hell. However, when one is cursed, two graves are dug, and be prepared to reunite with Castiel when your natural death comes.



2. Summary: The other man looked the same way.



3. Summary: A bewildered John, lead contender to the Hold of Benden, is caught in the male-bonding, homoerotic culture of the Dragonweyr when he inadvertently Impresses a dragon.



4. Disclaimer: My crown is polished and waiting



5. Genre: A Poor Attempt At Crack