plebefic headers: making your best friend do ballet

[cimorene]

Plebefic headers have inspired their first fanfic (that I know about)! Remember Kirk and McCoy's baby that wouldn't take to the breast? crantz & phosfate were inspired to this Hot Fuzz meta-crack drabble. *tear*

1. Summary: Who'd of ever thought that making your best friend do ballet could ever bring you so close....



2. Summary: "Crowd-control." were the words that came tumbling out between those lips, those lips that had twisted into a smirk I'd never seen before, as he reached into his pocket and slid a snob-nose revolver on the seat towards me. "All you have to do," he continued, "is make sure no one gets out of line, hmm?"



3. Summary: "One day on Art he rolled up his sleeves to wash the rainbow of dark coloured paint off his hands. The lacerations on his wrists and arms made me gasp in alarm"



4. Warnings: Unusual imagery for this chapter.



5. Summary: A war as old as time... A warrior with great honor and a young Alpha on his way to become a leader...
   ... with no love lost between wolf and man, will they be able to unite their strength for peace between their people? For you never know whom you can trust... in the company of wolves.