the other half of my soul

[cimorene]

cimorene: Did you see where lately commented that she and sandwich_armada were talking about needing a stick to poke a jellyfish and girlfriends and they were like -
waxjism: - Haha, yeah - "You can't poke a jellyfish with your girlfriend!"
cimorene: Well, you can't.
waxjism: You can, actually. She just might not -
cimorene: - She wouldn't like it. She'd be like "What the fuck?" Nobody wants to poke a jellyfish. Even a dead one. The only thing worse would probably be a Portuguese Man'o'War...
[Pause, then cimorene and waxjism, simultaneously, both sotto voce]: Those bitches.
cimorene: We're clearly made for each other.
waxjism: Nah, we just spend a lot of time together.
cimorene: LOL ILU