bad kinkmeme prompts. ALL OF THESE ARE ACTUALLY STORIES.

[cimorene]

1. The boys are a bonded pair of were!creatures in a world were nobody knows they exist. Or at least, that was the case until a bunch of scientists find out about them and want to know more. They kidnap Jensen to do their research and experiments on. They don't see him as a human being, but more as a sort of pet who just learned to act like a human as a really good trick. They keep him chained in a cage, force him to feed from the floor, muzzle him, etc. Of course Jared is not amused and turns all bad-ass trying to rescue his mate. The scientists won't know what hit them and will learn more than they would like about the meaning of a mate to a were!creature...



2. Sherlock has an epiphany that makes him figure out everything that happened in Lestrade's past - and it's so horrific and disturbing that stoic, composed Sherlock starts crying/screaming/vomiting.



3. Eduardo is called by Sean to the office. When they arrive there, the "talk" turns fast into an argument and Sean loses it, punching Eduardo until he's unconscious. Since nobody is in that part of the building because it's where Mark's office is located and Dustin & Chris shooed everybody home, Sean has a lot of time to freak out more (maybe drinks or some illegal substance?) He ties Eduardo to a bathroom pipe and calls Mark. Mark arrives and we don't know right away if he'll fall for Sean's madness ("let's kill him and be free from the lawsuit") or if Mark will save Eduardo. Bonus points if Wardo is shocked when he sees Mark, thinking he is with Sean on this. Of course Mark (being Mark) will use some very logical argument that'll throw Sean out and later, just for the fun of it, the cops may find the images from the intern cameras to convict Sean.



4. So, Eduardo's father always figured his son was useless. But he is nice to look at and there's some good in that. Cue the idea that he can use Eduardo as a 'sweetener' to close some tricky business deals. He's been doing just this for years when it comes time to close a particularly tricky deal with... Mark Zuckerberg.



5. Jensen and Jared live together but Jensen is away on a bussiness trip and Jared is alone at home with their son when a stranger breaks in. Jared is attacked and raped and the son doesn't know what happened but he calls for help. Jensen finds out, he's worried and feeling guilty because when he left, him and Jared were fighting.

Comments

[mecurtin]

It's 8:03 am. Too early to start drinking and weeping for humanity?

[mirabella]

Oh, god. I looked at the Supernatural kink memes like twice and both times it genuinely made me physically ill. I think part of the reason I quit reading SPN fic was that I couldn't tolerate the thought of being even remotely associated with the people who wrote those prompts.

[phosfate]

I think "vomiting" is what makes it awesome.

[viggorlijah]

I grant you that 04 sounds like a bad - oh who am I kidding, it's bad. Gloriously trashily bad. But so fun! There's a Pretty Woman AU just starting up on that thread now. And one where Eduardo is the blushing regency bride.

[foursweatervests]

So, Eduardo's father always figured his son was useless. But he is nice to look at and there's some good in that. Cue the idea that he can use Eduardo as a 'sweetener' to close some tricky business deals. He's been doing just this for years when it comes time to close a particularly tricky deal with... Mark Zuckerberg.

Oh my god; I saved this one on delicious just for the prompt!