stay away from crackfic, folks, it's NOT a pretty sight:

[cimorene]

GhettoHobbit: I'm retreaded
cim thing: maybe you should go to bed. o.O
GhettoHobbit: Nah
cim thing: at least you didn't misspell that.
GhettoHobbit: I know! I['m so proudn
GhettoHobbit: FUCK! FUCK A DUCK
cim thing: HAHAHA! are you high or something?
GhettoHobbit: YES
GhettoHobbit: I'm being dissected!
cim thing: ::wipes away tears::
cim thing: HELP! someone help holls! HOLLS! listen to me!
cim thing: come back!
cim thing: I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
cim thing: oh god, i'm having convulsions of laughter, i think i'm high too
cim thing: is that blood on my shirt? or just sweat mixing with the dye?
GhettoHobbit: Its sweat! From the nymph!

...that must be it.
[edit:hollsk's dream pales beside the shitty story, but it's still pretty strange.]