cimorene: cartoony drawing of a woman's head in profile giving dubious side-eye (jeeves/wooster)
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I love when my wife's phone rings while she's asleep, and I start thinking all indignantly, "They woke her up!" ... and then she answers it and her entire contribution to the conversation consists of faint "Mrr" noises such as those made by a cat. A typical conversation, on her end, is like:

"Mmmm?"
...
"Mnnnngr."
...
"Gm nggn."
...
"Nnnnph. Umn."

(Then she hangs up.)


(Then later someone from her family asks didn't she tell me that she agreed to X, Y, and Z and this is probably why she didn't, because the entire time she was still in Dreamlandia, urgently rescuing a goat from Adam Lambert's evil clone with the aid of Igor the snake, or something.)
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