Places I have searched for my keys tonight

[cimorene]

the basket where I keep the keys
everywhere on the same shelf
the pockets of everything I was wearing when I last saw them
inside all the shoes we aren't wearing
my desk and Wax's desk and everything on them
all the desk drawers
inside the couch, under the furniture
in the dirty clothes
in the bathroom and in the shower
beside, on, and under the bed
the refrigerator, drying rack, and kitchen cabinets
in with the dog and cat food
in every purse I own
in all the bags we had with us when we got home


So I guess brain-turned-off!me put them down someplace very, VERY weird.