cimorene

Tom gets stuck in a hotdog costume at a ship's baseball game, and the usual nonsense ensues.

Tags: Im shit at rating shit but it has sex in it :/, Abrupt Ending, like theres a missing part

There is mention of butchering dead livestock (briefly), so if you're PETA, no real animal was harmed in the writing of this story.

Disclaimer: Same as always. M/m, Paramount, high oak tree, necktie party, broke as a church mouse, need a life, wish I was God Emperor of Dune, satisfied with little, needful of therapy, could lose a little weight, voted in the last election, got some back on the income tax, facing menopause with a brave smile, seeking enlightenment, wishing I had a handicapped parking sticker, glad I don’t need one, thinking summer isn’t for sissies, waiting for Godot, wondering who the hell he *really* is, not taking any wooden nickels, wondering if I could find any on ebay, wishing I was in Rome, knowing I’ll always have (Tom) Paris, and considering a tattoo. On my tongue.