cim gets a plot bunny
11 Aug 2002 10:57 amcim thing: harry's so clean that the thought of something someone couldn't help about themselves freaking someone out would freak him out.
cim thing: then it would occur to him that homophobes can't help being homophobic and he'd think he shouldn't blame them for that, and, presto, like an evil computer in star trek: tos, he'd emit smoke and sparks and explode.
wax_jism: hahahaha
cim thing: the great thing is that with all the times they used that tactic, it never occurred to them except as a last resort, even, like, the 10th time.
wax: hahahahaha
cim thing: instead of, say, they see the computer and spock goes, 'ah. if you would allow me, captain, i believe i can handle this. computer, is it not true that anything that threatens things is bad? and is it not true that you also threaten things? ah. then does it not follow that you are bad and that, in fact, to protect things you should destroy yourself?' (muffled boom.) '...captain, if you would care for a game of chess?'
cim thing: hm. i'm going to post that. i adore my spock.
wax: well, it would be sort of a boring episode.
cim thing: not if it ended with sex.
wax: right
if i could fall into the sky do you think time would pass--us by?
cim thing: then it would occur to him that homophobes can't help being homophobic and he'd think he shouldn't blame them for that, and, presto, like an evil computer in star trek: tos, he'd emit smoke and sparks and explode.
cim thing: the great thing is that with all the times they used that tactic, it never occurred to them except as a last resort, even, like, the 10th time.
wax: hahahahaha
cim thing: instead of, say, they see the computer and spock goes, 'ah. if you would allow me, captain, i believe i can handle this. computer, is it not true that anything that threatens things is bad? and is it not true that you also threaten things? ah. then does it not follow that you are bad and that, in fact, to protect things you should destroy yourself?' (muffled boom.) '...captain, if you would care for a game of chess?'
cim thing: hm. i'm going to post that. i adore my spock.
wax: well, it would be sort of a boring episode.
cim thing: not if it ended with sex.
wax: right
if i could fall into the sky do you think time would pass--us by?