you've gotta love friends...

[cimorene]

who say this kind of thing to people who piss you off:

Dear Whore,

I really dont like you, even though you dont know me, but I dont WANT to know you. If you dont stop being such a irritating shit, I'm going to back over your house with a combine tractor.

Love, Sally

Comments

[kalilupine.livejournal.com]

*blinks* is that from THE Sally?

[undone27.livejournal.com]

It isn't from this Sally....

Combine tractor. ahahahhaha

[cimness.livejournal.com]

yes, yes, it is. :] me and sally wuv each other.

[squirrelmir.livejournal.com]

i'm just happy her ire is directed somewhere else for now. god, you horrid bitches. ::shiver:: cim, thanks to you, i've spent HOURS trying to glue my fur back on...

[kalilupine.livejournal.com]

*squeals* yay Sally *wonders where the hell Recca is*

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

Sally thinks Cim is dreamy, sweet, funny, and helpful in torturing Squirrelmir!

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

Sally: Hey dumbass, have you figured out that I threw your fur out and youre gluing barbie hair to your ass?

[squirrelmir.livejournal.com]

okay, so it took me awhile but i finally managed to peel some tinfoil off the bottom of psy's shoe to use as a mirror. it's a little wrinkly, sure, but there's an image! you liar! that beautiful platinum blond fur is all MINE! thanks to your minions, merry and pippin. i just wish i knew where to find the orange stripes...

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i won't argue with any of that.

np: esthero! whoo. bedtime... right.

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

Sally: I'll give you a highlighter for your Barbie hair if you say I'm the most beautiful woman on earth and eat some of your own poop.