"Manifestly you’re either a jackass or a murderer, and conceivably both."
Outside, some snowflakes were doing stunts.
"Since the complexities of nature permit a myriad of coincidences we cannot reject one offhand, but we can discriminate."
- On falling asleep: [B]efore I made up my mind I didn’t have a mind. It was gone.
- In the name of the Almighty Lord or J. Edgar Hoover, whichever you prefer,
- "Manifestly you’re either a jackass or a murderer, and conceivably both.”
- "It’s possible that she would enjoy skiing with you, though in my opinion anyone who enjoys skiing is hard up for something to enjoy,"
- “The last part was irrelevant.”
“I’m often irrelevant. It confuses people.”
“You keep waving your legs around.”
“That confuses them too.” - "We are at the mercy of the vicissitudes of fortune; we can only invite, not command."
- “Posilutely.”
- Outside, some snowflakes were doing stunts.
- When Nero Wolfe needs a snack:“I have decided,” he said, “that every man alive today is half idiot and half hero. Only heroes could survive in the maelstrom, and only idiots would want to.”
- That was the first and only time I have ever heard men introduced while boxed.
- "Since the complexities of nature permit a myriad of coincidences we cannot reject one offhand, but we can discriminate."
—Trio for Blunt Instruments
—The Doorbell Rang
—And Four to Go