Bangs of loss, bangs of regret, bangs of guilt... are they noises or hairstyles?

[cimorene]

1. dusty pink lips turned into a frown

[Most viscerally offputting replacement for 'dusky'! Also plz note there's a difference between '*lips turn down into a frown' and '__ turns into __'. The latter indicates a magical transformation or a chemical reaction.]


2. peeking in the review mirror

[This eggcorn is actually pretty common - like I've heard it mentioned on a linguistics podcast, but I'd never met it in the wild before!]


3. PolySci

[This is just a typo, but it's a typo that opens a window to a glorious world where PolySci is a college major]


4. feel a bang of loss

[Still laughing at this one.]


5. I would love to be aquatinted with more people

An aquatint is actually an engraving, but the first A+ mental image I had was of someone collecting blue monochrome selfies with celebrities.