cim's take on the r kelly thing. somewhat late.

[cimorene]

so, i thought no one was dumber than george dubya, and THEN r kelly proved me wrong!

ruin your life: fool-proof plan a
1) molest underaged girls.
2)get video footage.
3)get sued.
4)deny everything.*
5)release a whiny-ass song about how everyone always picks on you and doesn't believe your side of the story.**


* first say you did not know the girl. then say you knew her but you didn't have sex. then say you had sex but she wasn't underage. then say you had sex but she TOLD you she wasn't underage.

**this song should in no way be catchy.