sarek, captain kirk, and the wall of the turbolift have a heart-to-heart

[cimorene]

"He commented that he would prefer that you had children, since you were his only son. I told the wall that I regarded you as an extremely successful life form who should be encouraged to propagate. I mentioned that undoubtedly a wife who was not homicidal would facilitate the process. He said that contrary to my experience, most Vulcan females were quite peaceful."

hahahahahahahahaha.

::snuggles the story::