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[sirndipiti.livejournal.com]

..every eye in the resturant was held in fascination as sara slipped across the floor--one could almost believe that she would be leaving a slimy trail--what a slug she was--all the women were trying to imagine what her magnetic feature might be--surely she was not as ugly as a squashed spider, but she was far from what any but the most visually impaired would call beautiful--it could not, by any stretch of the imagination, be her scintillating conversation, one could have a far livlier discussion with a frog...but for some reason, every man in the room was on the verge of drooling down his chin like some prepubescent geek...