notice to all dwellers in my house.

[cimorene]

when adrienne was here i turned the heat up to 72 or so, which is what we keep it at home in the winter, i believe, and we have much milder winters. then the guy across the hall emailed the whole house that we all have to 'share the thermostat' and he thinks '75' is excessive even though he does not object to using the heat.

dear motherfuckers, i understand that you don't like heat. unfortunately, we live in an old house, and as i spend a lot more time in the house than you do, if we heat the entire thing to your whims, i will spend a great deal more time unhappy than you will spend basking in your choice of temperature. now, when it's this cold i can curl up in bed under blankets, or i can try to type with my fingers numb, or i can turn up the heat. if you picked door #3, congratulations, you've won the crocheted bathtub and the year's supply of mouse food. love, cim.

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[kwirbx.livejournal.com]

Ah, the word "motherfuckers." I remember once when i accidently broke a 1/64 replica of the largest bottle in the universe. I tried to frame my friend kelly. He was singin "i'm walkin on sunshine" in the shower when i switched his shirt with one that had "I hate bottles" on it. Worked like a charm until he turned the temp up to 75, which is perfect, causing everyone to become irritated. You can't point out the cimbolism if you see some.

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[cimness.livejournal.com]

::checks khalid's temperature::

[kwirbx.livejournal.com]

ha, you used my real name. Thought that was a big no no. Not that i'm worried about anyone coming to stalk me. In fact, i wish someone would on the weekends just so i could have something to do.

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[cimness.livejournal.com]

noooo, that was MY real name.

you wanna be 'ze ex'?