cimorene

why don't boys make sense? because they're really all ALIENS
fabricatedvoice: YES
cim thing: and instead of brains they have ... milkshakes. with some little wires and computer chips floating in them.
fabricatedvoice: and a large section for porn
cim thing: maybe outside the milkshake
cim thing: boy brain = milkshake+ragged nasty stained cardboard file box with red 'XXX' on top in magic marker
fabricatedvoice: and a section for cars and stuff like that
cim thing: does that go in the box or the milkshake?
cim thing: let's not get too complicated, here.
fabricatedvoice: milkshake, their porn is sacred
cim thing: there can be micromachines glued to the computer chips
cim thing: they float
cim thing: floating micromachines
cim thing: it's sort of like... those dairy queen...
fabricatedvoice: AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
cim thing: only instead of candy, cars and random little synapses!
fabricatedvoice: THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
fabricatedvoice: boys have blizzards for brains

cim thing: see, and it's all RANDOMLY PUT TOGETHER
fabricatedvoice: YES
fabricatedvoice: YOU'RE BRILLIANT
cim thing: because like, you tilt your head, and suddenly a micromachine floats to the surface
cim thing: and then you jump up and down, and the lid falls on the blizzard and the porn box spills open
cim thing: so it's like,

claire: i'm going to be here all day.
boy: ::tilts head:: okay, yeah, you know red cars are hot

fabricatedvoice: *snerk*

claire: so CALL ME OR DIE MOTHERFUCKER

fabricatedvoice: YESSSS

boy: ::jumps up and down:: okay... must go have porn now, bye! x.x

fabricatedvoice: AHAHAHAHA
fabricatedvoice: SO TRUE