stupid ring. stupid quest. stupid stomach.

[cimorene]

if anyone happens to have, oh, a case of decaf earl grey tea lying around which they don't want, they could mail it to me. it would be greatly appreciated by my tastebuds, which find cranapple, orange, lemon, mint and chamomile tea slightly wussy, and by my stomach, which ties itself into knots whenever it is provided with the least bit of caffeine.

oh daaaaaaadddddddddddyyyyyyyyyyy...