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My dh and I have been discussing names lately (we already have six children: Jack Dominick, Rose Solenne, Monroe Charlize, Ophelia Eden, Heart Scarlett, Pascal Sebastien)...

wtf.

[livejournal.com profile] orangeblossomb: "Jaden" is a character popular in the Labyrinth fandom, he's Jareth's identical evil sexy vampire twin
cim thing: i thought that was will smith's wife.
orange: That's Jada, not Jaden
cim thing: it's just the past participle of her name
orange: I thought it was plural
orange: this is my wife, Jada. This is my cousin, Jada. Come on, let's go to dinner--Jaden? you two coming?
cim thing: cause actually jaded is the participle, isn't it--
cim thing: so hayden whatsit... is actually siamese twins.
orange: ahhhhh
cim thing: with the other head cut off.
orange: owww!
cim thing: i've read a story about that.
cim thing: but see, the other brain was in his chest.
cim thing: and they communicate telepathically
orange: eep
cim thing: unfortunately when they have sex it can be kind of gross.

also:
I keep envision having a son named Scatman. I can imagine everyone he meets saying, 'What a cool name.' Which is good because that way they'll have something to like about him even if his personality is really off-putting. Or if he's shallow or a bully when he's like 13, when he should be getting into punk rock or something. At least they'll think he has a hip name.

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