cimorene

who the fuck sets a story in comic sans? and for that matter, who READS such a story? ::continues reading::

at least doyle isn't married to his father's murderer, working in a club and propositioning bodie for a threesome. brings new meaning to 'au,' although i can't think how to fit 'bizarre' or 'crack' into that acronym. fear not--i'll find a way. the best, aren't i? by all the evidence, yes.

or not. i'm sorely ruffled, i warn you all. i remind myself of my darling malevolump cat, you know, shifting about creakily under the table while she glowers at you... whipping out a paw to lick it with fast angry little strokes while she glares balefully. adorable, she is. ::glares balefully::

WHAT?

::hisses::

first that lotr rps last night, and now this. oh god. ::reads some more anyway::