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1. the ideal place to sleep is:
a) under something, in case any loud noises should occur.
b) the foot of cim's bed.
c) the nearest convenient place. we're not picky.
d) wherever cim most recently was.
e) in contact with some part of cim's anatomy.
2. favorite activity:
a) sleeping
b) eating
c) walking
d) being petted
e) anything so long as it is in the immediate vicinity of cim
3. what do you absolutely refuse to put in your mouth?
a) refuse to put things in my mouth? ::blank look::
b) treats purchased especially for me
c) roadkill
d) anything, including meat, if it is covered in spaghetti sauce
e) medicine
4. what is your name?
a) perry.
b) puppy.
c) pericles.
d) you stupid dog.
e) anything said in a certain tone of voice by cim or mommy.
1. (d). this way you are in no danger of being kicked, as in (e), but still achieve that crucial feeling of closeness with cim. however, in the case of a thunderstorm the answer is (e) with the caveat "if you can sleep through that horrible noise at all."
2. (c). i'm sorry, cim. but what if there was a rabbit or something out there?
3. (d). what IS that stuff, anyway?
4. (e), naturally. they might be going to take me for a walk or give me a treat when they talk that way.
a) under something, in case any loud noises should occur.
b) the foot of cim's bed.
c) the nearest convenient place. we're not picky.
d) wherever cim most recently was.
e) in contact with some part of cim's anatomy.
2. favorite activity:
a) sleeping
b) eating
c) walking
d) being petted
e) anything so long as it is in the immediate vicinity of cim
3. what do you absolutely refuse to put in your mouth?
a) refuse to put things in my mouth? ::blank look::
b) treats purchased especially for me
c) roadkill
d) anything, including meat, if it is covered in spaghetti sauce
e) medicine
4. what is your name?
a) perry.
b) puppy.
c) pericles.
d) you stupid dog.
e) anything said in a certain tone of voice by cim or mommy.
1. (d). this way you are in no danger of being kicked, as in (e), but still achieve that crucial feeling of closeness with cim. however, in the case of a thunderstorm the answer is (e) with the caveat "if you can sleep through that horrible noise at all."
2. (c). i'm sorry, cim. but what if there was a rabbit or something out there?
3. (d). what IS that stuff, anyway?
4. (e), naturally. they might be going to take me for a walk or give me a treat when they talk that way.