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got this as an email.

BE MY VICTIM

I want to immortalize you, by killing you. I'm embarking on my fourth novel,
SQUEAKY CLEAN, a thriller set in my hometown of Slough, England. To
celebrate this new book, I want to name one of the victims in the book after
a reader. Between now and the March 31st, 2003, I'm collecting names. On
March 31st, I'll select a name at random and that person's name will become
the name of a character in the book who will to die a grisly death. In order
to die a fictional death, you will need to join my free e-newsletter. This
can be achieved in two ways-either by going to:
http://www.simonwood.net/Newsletter.htm or send a blank email to:
simonwood-subscribe@yahoogroups.com

The lucky victim will receive a full acknowledgement in the book and a
signed copy, plus any other promotional things I can lay my hands on.

Feel free to share this email with friends, family and other interested
parties. This isn't meant to be a secret.

I look forward to killing you.

Simon Wood
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