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[cimorene]

puns about benefits and the entire beginning of the relationship summed up in a paragraph. for god's sake. why do people do this to me?

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeext.

ahahahahahahahaha. the prologue ends with 'that was the year harry potter fucked snape.'

ahem.

oh boy, not even going to link.

ERASTES - Facing the Music - G - Preslash, Drama, Angst. Few people know that Severus Snape plays the violin, and plays it well. you make the call. hahahahahah.

oh god. premise. premise! ::gurgle:: did i mention 'hahahahahahaha'?

hmm. the characterizations aren't too wonderful and the prose is a little purple, but it's halfway decent. a nice moment or two.

good GOD, that bitch is fucking EVERYWHERE.

Comments

[kmazzy.livejournal.com]

ah cimpet, you make me laugh muchly. it is perhaps sad that your consternation is my source of amusement. or maybe it's actually how you write about your consternation. which would be better. cos, i don't want you to be miffed!cim all the time.

i much prefer draped-over-wax-taking-pics!cim.

you're lovely. mmmyes.