slight adjustment to the fellowship of the ring:

[cimorene]

as boromir was an annoying twit, in time it became necessary that gandalf deal with him by turning him into a squirrel. desfortunadamente, as gandalf was rather distracted at the time by the balrog nibbling on his ear, the spell started to wear off after a few days.

and so, hollsk and i present... SQUIRRELMIR!

if you want to throw things at me, i'll be over here quietly dying of laughter. i didn't think it was possible for anyone to be as funny as holls. whew. ooookay.