taking the dog to the vet makes me feel like lucius malfoy turning draco over to the dark lord to be used as a beauty potion ingredient or something.
perry: father? FATHER!
vet: thank you, my loyal lucius. his blood is just the pure sweetness i need to restore a wrinkle-free complexion without the aid of botox or other artificial injections.
me: ::bows::
perry: father? FATHER!
vet: thank you, my loyal lucius. his blood is just the pure sweetness i need to restore a wrinkle-free complexion without the aid of botox or other artificial injections.
me: ::bows::