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Jolie a Deux
she wants revenge

boots of the day

Jan. 24th, 2012 08:45 am




1. Palladium "Baggy Leather" in black 2. Snipe "Desierto" in brown
3. Nine West "Takotae" 4. Madden Girl "Zorrba" in brown paris
two pairs of stylish shoes collide over a leashed dog as the women wearing them kiss

some boots.

Jan. 18th, 2012 06:35 pm




1. Rocket Dog "Strappy" in tan 2. Madden Girl "Delaneyy" in Cognac Paris
3. Madden Girl "Ecker" in Cognac Paris 4. Roxy "Angelestan"
It DOES feel really weird to write something for a WIP abandoned 5 years ago.
  1. Artist's Note: *facepalm*

  2. Warning: a tiny little death character :)

  3. Summary: All John wanted is for Sherlock to go to the market. What he got instead was a consulting detective covered in feather and a dead chicken.

  4. Warning(s): Unabashed alcohol abuse. Oh, and for some reason, Draco is a tailor. idek.

  5. Warnings: pining, hot Santas, lurking, Starbucks' seasonal drinks
    Summary: 'tis the season for pining. Especially if Santa is a hot werewolf.



[personal profile] foursweatervests #5
  1. Warning(s): MPREG (but non-graphic, there is no girly!Draco or birthing through the mouth Hey, I read that in a fic once, I promise!)

  2. Summary: AU Dean Winchester is a secret agent on a mission to retrieve a thumb drive thought to contain sensitive information from a young aspiring hustler, Jensen Ackles. The last thing he expects, when plans go awry, is to fall for the young man who he now has to protect from a rival agency. Dean's new co-worker, Jared Padalecki, must come to terms with his feelings for both men as they are drawn closer together and count on each other to survive.

  3. [Author's Notes] I had a clear plot in mind and it was going to be fantastic… Then somewhere along the line, the Within Temptation inspired fic turned into an adaptation of Persuasion!

  4. Summery: Sherlock's skull is actually Sherlock's Skull

  5. Warning: mild war violence and imagery vomit




#s 4-5 ♥ [personal profile] phosfate
I want to attack my failed resolution from last year more firmly this year. Namely, I want to learn to work on more than one WIP at a time. (Long story, OCD, paralyzed perfectionist yadda yadda.)

On reflection I have decided that I need to work on a different WIP each day, and try to write at least a few sentences of it daily, and that to begin with, I need to pick an order out of a hat. (Last year, no joke, I lost several weeks of actually potentially productive writing days agonizing over which old WIP to try to work on.)

To that end I have grabbed random sentences lacking character or place names which should for the most part be without identifying markers for anything except genre/mood. Pick one or more (but not all of them, because a five-way tie would defeat the purpose) according to any criteria you choose and I can put them in order for an initial schedule that way.

Hopefully having put it in writing, and someplace I can't possibly miss seeing it, will help guilt me into actually doing the writing thing daily, or almost.

Poll #9078 Pick one or more sample sentences using any criteria you like
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 46



Which order should I work on the WIPs?

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"Oui, mon ami, and she has also the filing system most excellent."
17 (37.0%)

In a city like Vienna where pickpockets could rub elbows with princes in the streets, vampires and werewolves must also coexist: ordered their coats at the same tailors, bowed at the same courts and played cards at the same parties.
13 (28.3%)

As usual, his brother made his arrival with the force of a storm wind, the grace of an angry swan, and all the subtlety of a lightning strike.
17 (37.0%)

He had surprisingly nice handwriting for a man who didn't have to insert his own cufflinks if he didn't feel like it.
25 (54.3%)

"It's not so much the danger to me, because of my time in the dark arts, and I've been to the Other Side before of course - I mean, it's not like I get off scot free, it's more or less a pint of blood here or there, normal hazards of the trade."
8 (17.4%)

So I finished watching season 1 of Project Runway Canada last night. I came out of the finale with a new rare RPS ship, Lucian/Biddell, and a CRAVING.

At first it was kind of a lolship, like, "there is so much pigtail-pulling going on with these two grown men that either someone spit on someone's mother or they are sublimating a lot of sexual tension!", but then they had a few moments and then they eventually kissed and made up and um. Cuddled a few times. And by the end, I was like "WHERE IS THE FIC?" Alas, according to AO3, there is one single ficlet from Yuletide Madness 09, and it's both kink (not my thing) and kind of crack-humor (which I love but I was craving like something EPICALLY SERIOUS about their FEELINGS and also their INTENSE SIZZLING attraction). So anyway, that was a bit sad since the odds of new fic for random old reality tv rps pairings are not good. They just. There's this video *_* ...

I hate it when I acquire an intense craving for a really rare pairing. :s
This was interesting and surprisingly cathartic to write.

2011 in review )
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Jan. 4th, 2012 01:51 am

I seem to have slept like an average of 18 out of 24 hours the last week or two. It really feels like the armpit of the year. You wouldn't think the midwinter solstice is already past.

I keep waking up during daylight hours, feeding the pets, then dropping back into bed just to close my eyes for a minute because it's freezing or I woke up in mid-dream, and then waking up like 3 hours later and it's pitch black outside again.

I'm going stir-crazy inside, but it's actually less pleasant outside: right around the freezing point, windy and damp and slushy.

Someone in Wax's family gave us slankets - what are those called... snuggies? for Xmakah (yesterday. And our presents from my family aren't here yet, but I'm informed that they have been mislabelled so the tag on Wax's is going to say it is intended for my great-aunt, but it actually is for Wax). I think they may be mocking us, not that I mind. Those two additions bring the total blankets on or near the sofa to six.

This is an accurate representation of how we have spent our leisure time over the holiday, except that I sort of decreased the amount of yarn, knitting needles, and crochet hooks in the middle of the sofa:

Thank you to everyone for your input in my post asking for TV recs. I've downloaded more than just The Good Wife, Lost Girl, and Rizzoli & Isles; those are just the ones I've gotten around to checking out.

1. The Good Wife, a legal drama with politicking. Julianna Margulies and Archie Panjabi (the sister from Bend it Like Beckham) are the main female leads, with backup from the guy who was Dan Rydell in Sports Night, the divine Christine Baranski, the divine Alan Cumming, and Mr Big from Sex & The City (DISCLAIMER: I loathe S&TC with the fiery heat of 10k suns. But I have female relatives). I've watched all of season 1 and a bit of season 2, and Wax has watched about half of that.

This show is interesting and well-written, but the actors are the main draw. It suffers from an overload of a) characters who are always stupid and b) other characters doing stupid things. The cumulative effect of this is to make me and Wax root for the characters who are never stupid and against the characters who do stupid things, regardless of whether they are evil or not. At this point, we're hoping several of the main characters who are supposed to be sympathetic accidentally kill themselves in Darwin Awards fashion, preferably involving rocket launchers or Coke machines, and the remaining ones have a party at the funeral. Still, we have no intention of stopping watching. The dialogue is good, which is more than you can say for a lot of primetime US TV. On the other hand, several people had led us to believe that this show was "femslashy", and both of us disagree. The strong female characters are great and we enjoy their interactions and also their scenes by themselves (Archie Panjabi reminds me of The Perfect Being aka Arwen, our smallest cat: she's a tiny gorgeous badass who doesn't give a fuck), but we're not seeing the sexual tension.

2. Rizzoli & Isles, a police drama starring Angie Harmon and Sasha Alexander. Boston cops, Italian and Irish accents. Fun times. I'd say it's about as good as CSI but funnier (which is also true of NCIS, but this is less slapstick and has more issues and subplots in play as opposed to being focused on the workplace and the cases the way NCIS is). The bullpen and the Boston accents are refreshing. Alexander's character is the only WASP with a lot of screentime, which is highly satisfying to me. On the other hand, after 5 episodes I don't think it stands up to CSI for sheer follow-along-and-try-to-solve-at-home mystery. Wax thought it was fun but she was willing to skip a few eps to watch American Horror Story instead, which she likes (I don't watch horror or horror-adjacent stuff.) I will keep watching and might look for the femslash fic that I'm pretty sure is out there when I run out of other stuff to read.

3. Lost Girl, starring two chicks with vaguely familiar faces but I don't know where I saw them before. We've only watched the pilot, and it wasn't very good. In a way it's similar to a CW show, with the same kind of approach to plot and modern fantasy as some of their other current attempts (Supernatural, Vampire Diaries) and the same CW-central-casting girls who all kind of look the same and wardrobe and makeup only exacerbate the problem. The dialogue is bad and sometimes painfully bad, as is the direction - better than Smallville for sure, more on a level with Charmed. The feel of the show is kind of like Xena from what Wax and I remember of it - the mix of wisecracking, plot holes, and action - silly and ultimately arguably fun, but also exasperating. Wax disliked it and won't watch anymore, and I've put it at the bottom of my list. After I run out of the others, I intend to watch at least three or four more episodes to give it a chance to get better, but I'm not confident I can stick it out to the end. My tolerance for bad dialogue and horrible directing is even lower than my tolerance for CW Central Casting Syndrome.
I am doing a lot of knitting lately and I need something to watch in between lumps of Star Trek - an alternate genre to break up the space opera (I'm saving Watch All The Xenas for after I've watched all the Star Treks on the grounds of being more or less similar in genre, and both really long). I've been working through popular British detective series, but the problem with crime dramas, much as I enjoy them, is that most of the characters are dudes. (Except that one with Helen Mirren and I've seen it before. And Marple, ditto.)1

I am already following Nikita and Once Upon a Time, which are both nice in this respect, but they're on hiatus.

What I need is non-relationship-drama centric shows aimed at and starring multiple women to watch. For example, I can't stand the soap operatic quality of interpersonal relationships and the histrionic personal drama of Grey's Anatomy or The L Word. Or Downton Abbey, for that matter, but it has too much dude onscreen for my present purposes anyway. I hate reality tv of all kinds except Project Runway. I've already seen Buffy and everything else by Joss. And I hate all sitcoms. I don't really know where else to look. I'd therefore appreciate suggestions.

Poll #8920
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 16



Can you suggest a non-interpersonal-drama-centric television show about women?





1. The other problem is when they Fail at various issues or, like the last episode of Frost I watched, actually don't fail but present the failure of a bunch of despicable toerags way too honestly. The protagonist was the only character I wasn't enraged with at the end, and that isn't good for my blood pressure.


Sometimes I want to crash the national convention of professional color namers and smack them all with a giant wet, scaly dead fish, you know?
  1. Short fics are less than 500 words.Long/medium fics is anything over 500 words.

  2. Artist's Note: It just started to rain as I finished this *spooky*

  3. Warnings Sexual context, violence, non-con, domesticity

  4. Warnings: fingering, explicit sexual content (sexin’!!), cursing

  5. A mini-novel in storyish-ChapterParts


♥ #1 [personal profile] perhael, #3 [personal profile] nonisland, and #s 4-5 [personal profile] phosfate
This is how windy it is right now: the police just released an advisory that you should stay inside and if you go out driving you should bring a chainsaw if possible.

Also there's a wolf in town.
  1. Fan Fic
    No. Words 298

  2. Summary: It is 2013 and the Croatian virus has spread. Overrun by Croats in Wellsville, Kansas, Dean and Castiel find themselves surrounded. What they learn about themselves, and each other, isn't what they expected.

  3. Genre: kink, pwpish (with no actual sex in the narrow definition of the word)

  4. Author's Notes: Right. My first PWP fic, and it features the least likely couple you’ll find in PWP fic. For a prompt I prompted myself. That I ended up filling myself. Who says you can predict the direction of your own writing?

  5. Pairing: Sherlock/John/Ball Gag
    Genre: Lighthearted Fluff


♥ #4 [personal profile] perhael & #5 [personal profile] phosfate
The summary of this entry in image form is:

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More specifically, I am reflecting over my personal history of struggles to get rid of body hair in spite of its extraordinary difficulty, vs the particular fascist beauty standards that have to do with body hair.

This was prompted specifically by having to at least temporarily give up on doing anything to my eyebrows except trimming, because the skin around them has become irritated by a number of recent ingrown hairs. Cut for possibly gross or triggering discussion of body hair mixed in with the feminism )
Somehow the last time I went yarn shopping, despite not being delirious from fever or even having a migraine, I bought:

  • Really fine fingering yarn for a pair of armwarmers that require something about twice as thick

  • Coarse sock yarn for a scarf, and

  • A single skein of fat felting yarn for mittens.


At least the last purchase might work out. If nothing else I can just buy another skein. Meanwhile I'm making a hat out of the sock yarn and trying desperately to think of something to do with the fingering yarn that won't drive me crazy. I don't have the patience for the 3mm hooks and needles that go with it.
I find the supreme ubiquity of crocheted/knitted applique flowers on women's winter hats to be a bit humorous. Now, throughout history, flowers are only one of many hat garnishes available to the discerning fashionista. Fruit, feathers, whole birds, and in the case of Marie Antoinette, sailing ships have also enjoyed their time in the spotlight. So I've decided to draw from that pool with the appliques for my most recent (and next few) hats.

Poll #8784
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 37



What sort of small crocheted applique would be best?

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pear
2 (5.4%)

cherries
2 (5.4%)

bird in red
1 (2.7%)

bird in white
0 (0.0%)

peacock feather
2 (5.4%)

sprig of leaves
0 (0.0%)

octopus
14 (37.8%)

boat of some kind (but idk about a galleon. that level of detail might be difficult in sock-weight yarn.)
1 (2.7%)

face of a fox or other small mammal
2 (5.4%)

small bouquet of punctuation symbols
13 (35.1%)




1. Diva Viviana in dark brown 2. Diva Danielle in black/silver armor lamper
3. Diva Danielle in mini leopard, hair on 4. Elevate Marcie in gray
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