invective and flaming

[cimorene]

i've read some truly delicious rants and raves and flames in the course of my time at fandom_wank, but it doesn't seem to be something i can pick up. i try to insult people and i just... fail. i'm horrible at curses. horrible!

look at the best i can do: she's such a fucking whore. she is a goddamned back-stabbing self-obsessed self-righteous idiotic self-important cuntface whore. like, wow. or rather, not wow.

someone help me out. how does really good flaming go? how do YOU curse people out? what's the most fabulous flame you've ever seen?

Comments

[dorkorific.livejournal.com]

whoever she is, she sounds like a worthless, fetid, steaming puddle of syphilitic badger crap.

it's a start, anyway.

[placidia.livejournal.com]

Well, it wasn't a flame but the best insult I ever ran into was from a fellow Biology Grad student while rejecting a guy. "If you touched me I'd have to autoclave myself" - essentially she'd not only have to sterilize herself, but kill herself while doing it. He seemed to get the idea.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

she is and when you answer my e-mail i'll be MORE than delighted to give you the details.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

AHAHAH that is fabulous.

this post is going in the memories. thank you!

[dorkorific.livejournal.com]

hah! guess why i am not asleep RIGHT NOW.

*typetypetype*

[aeslis]

if it makes you feel better, you're more talented at flaming than *I* am... not that it's saying much, granted, but you're not at the bottom of the totem pole, anyhow.

[kwirbx.livejournal.com]

What difference does it make. I'm sure no matter what you come up with, anything remotely critical directed towards you would enrage you almost beyond comfort. You'd be like a prize boxer with a glass jaw. Besides, maybe the reason your not good at flaming is that its not really your style/personality.

PS save whe whales :p

[cimness.livejournal.com]

ohHOHH YAY

::smooches::

[cimness.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahahahahah XD

aes, that DOES make me feel better. ::snuggles you::

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i can't tell if you really mean that bitterly or not. or if you're saying that flaming won't help me because my feelings are still hurt or if you're saying you'd like to insult my flaming abilities but don't want to step on my toes? well, either way, i don't want to safe the whales... but i'm not offended beyond comfort by YOU. since i, like, know you're my friend and all.

[kwirbx.livejournal.com]

just for that, you get a drawing.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

and a halving?

[kwirbx.livejournal.com]

;p

[leggomylegolas.livejournal.com]

Try putting in a few "your mother!"s.

That always works for me.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

even though i don't look like that, it kinda reminds me of me.

scary.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

::makes notes::