invective and flaming

[cimorene]

i've read some truly delicious rants and raves and flames in the course of my time at fandom_wank, but it doesn't seem to be something i can pick up. i try to insult people and i just... fail. i'm horrible at curses. horrible!

look at the best i can do: she's such a fucking whore. she is a goddamned back-stabbing self-obsessed self-righteous idiotic self-important cuntface whore. like, wow. or rather, not wow.

someone help me out. how does really good flaming go? how do YOU curse people out? what's the most fabulous flame you've ever seen?

Comments

[kwirbx.livejournal.com]

What difference does it make. I'm sure no matter what you come up with, anything remotely critical directed towards you would enrage you almost beyond comfort. You'd be like a prize boxer with a glass jaw. Besides, maybe the reason your not good at flaming is that its not really your style/personality.

PS save whe whales :p

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i can't tell if you really mean that bitterly or not. or if you're saying that flaming won't help me because my feelings are still hurt or if you're saying you'd like to insult my flaming abilities but don't want to step on my toes? well, either way, i don't want to safe the whales... but i'm not offended beyond comfort by YOU. since i, like, know you're my friend and all.

[kwirbx.livejournal.com]

just for that, you get a drawing.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

and a halving?

[kwirbx.livejournal.com]

;p

[cimness.livejournal.com]

even though i don't look like that, it kinda reminds me of me.

scary.