today from theonion.com

[cimorene]

The Ten Commandments Ruling
"At the rate the liberals are going, it won't be long before our country has an official policy mandating the separation of church and state."
-Stanley Welty, Systems Analyst

Comments

[cimness.livejournal.com]

sure. you could even go to the onion and read the whole thing, which i was too lazy to do.