cimorene

+the out! out, motherfucking spot! laundromat
+johnny depp in benny and joon
+go, go, power boobies/ you mighty, rigid power boobies
+me and my boobies will take over the WORLD
+what are we doing tonight, holls? the same thing me and my boobs do every night, cim... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
+

hollsk stabbing herself in the face while attempting to decorate a cake
+cim thwapping the ceiling fan with a quilt
+

hollsk: i keep forgetting i have my glasses on. i'm like, why is there a black line around everything?
+don't give me any more cake, you bitch!
+i'm not a jerk, i just don't like dead things!
+the ugliest fat elf with six fingers in an ugly dress in the world.

hollsk: there's not an uglier fat six-fingered elf in the WORLD.

cimorene111: well, the ugliest in this sketch book anyway.
+all he did was lie there and stink!
+join our community for parody-style deliberately!badfic!