cooking with cabbage

[cimorene]

a symposium.
links that tie this vegetable to the resurrection of christ, stigmata and why all gays will burn in hell. also: did christ walk on water, or cabbage? were the crusades due to intolerance and bigotry or cabbage?

call [room # in my bldg] to make reservations... while there's still time.

-flyer found pinned to the inside of the bathroom stall this morning

Comments

[sirndipiti.livejournal.com]

..i've always maintained that cabbage is a bit suspect on the grounds that anything with such a pervasive, unpleasant (to some) odor when being boiled to death must be associated with sinister forces of the universe

and i've read that when the moon is full, the mature heads bob and weave in the fields, apparently keeping rhythm with oscillations only they can sense

no doubt an area ripe for a doctoral study