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cimoreneabout ewan mcgregor.
cimness: my uterus is like, 'hey, if you had babies with him, they would have the evolutionary advantage of good groin muscles.'
cimness: me: which are, what, good for having a lot of sex?
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hollsk: And isnt that a good reason?
cimness: but my uterus is still very gung-ho
cimness: uterus: those muscles, right there? they spell CONTINUATION OF THE SPECIES.
GhettoHobbit: HAHAHAHAHA
cimness: me: in four letters, right? e-w-a-n
cimness: uterus: how did you know?
GhettoHobbit: Wee Ewans should rule the earth! With their nice teeth and spectacular groin muscles!
cimness: uterus: see? wee ewans, BIRTHED BY YOU.
cimness: me: but i don't like work and i don't want a baby. besides i'm a [practical] lesbian!
cimness: uterus: look at these groin muscles and tell me you're a lesbian.
GhettoHobbit: HAHAHAHAHA!
GhettoHobbit: Ewan McGregors Groin : Inspiring lesbians to have babies since 1994
cimness: my uterus is like, 'hey, if you had babies with him, they would have the evolutionary advantage of good groin muscles.'
cimness: me: which are, what, good for having a lot of sex?
hollsk: And isnt that a good reason?cimness: but my uterus is still very gung-ho
cimness: uterus: those muscles, right there? they spell CONTINUATION OF THE SPECIES.
GhettoHobbit: HAHAHAHAHA
cimness: me: in four letters, right? e-w-a-n
cimness: uterus: how did you know?
GhettoHobbit: Wee Ewans should rule the earth! With their nice teeth and spectacular groin muscles!
cimness: uterus: see? wee ewans, BIRTHED BY YOU.
cimness: me: but i don't like work and i don't want a baby. besides i'm a [practical] lesbian!
cimness: uterus: look at these groin muscles and tell me you're a lesbian.
GhettoHobbit: HAHAHAHAHA!
GhettoHobbit: Ewan McGregors Groin : Inspiring lesbians to have babies since 1994
