Conversations With Uterus #1,600,062 (or: Look At These Groin Muscles and Tell Me You're a Lesbian)

[cimorene]

about ewan mcgregor.

cimness: my uterus is like, 'hey, if you had babies with him, they would have the evolutionary advantage of good groin muscles.'
cimness: me: which are, what, good for having a lot of sex?
hollsk: And isnt that a good reason?
cimness: but my uterus is still very gung-ho

cimness: uterus: those muscles, right there? they spell CONTINUATION OF THE SPECIES.
GhettoHobbit: HAHAHAHAHA
cimness: me: in four letters, right? e-w-a-n
cimness: uterus: how did you know?

GhettoHobbit: Wee Ewans should rule the earth! With their nice teeth and spectacular groin muscles!
cimness: uterus: see? wee ewans, BIRTHED BY YOU.
cimness: me: but i don't like work and i don't want a baby. besides i'm a [practical] lesbian!
cimness: uterus: look at these groin muscles and tell me you're a lesbian.
GhettoHobbit: HAHAHAHAHA!
GhettoHobbit: Ewan McGregors Groin : Inspiring lesbians to have babies since 1994

Comments

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

I bet Ewan McGregors groin could do a lot of good in the world. He should use it to end world hunger or something.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i bet he'd be pleased by that idea. i mean, he'd probably try. he loves being naked in movies!