watched finding nemo with my immediate family.

[cimorene]

me: i had to buy it to research for my nemo/gill slash story.
lillian: oh! i want to read it. can i read it?
me: it's up to mommy if you can read stories with sex. you're only twelve.
mom: yes. you can.
lillian: YAY!
mom: did you hear her, though? it has sex. do you want to read it?
lillian: i'm taking a sex education course!
me: it's illegal for you to read online though.
mom: lillian, why aren't you doing your chores?
lillian: if someone will print out the finding nemo story with sex in it, i'll do the kitty litter and then i can read it before bed.

Comments

[ajodasso.livejournal.com]

Your story was good, by the way. Read it the other day.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

::blows a kiss:: :)

[wolfsage.livejournal.com]

hehehe. that's really amusing.

(your family knows about slash, then? wow.)

[ex-thewayout304.livejournal.com]

ahahaha, wait, there's FISHSEX? i have to read this now. you're mah hero.

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, that's so cute! But has sex ed prepared Lillian for fish sex?

And did you get my email?

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i'd be horrified with them if they weren't understanding. i mean really, you shouldn't put up with shit like that! there's absolutely nothing harmful about slash. the only way i could understand would be if they were prudish and wouldn't want to ever mention sex.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i did! oh my god, he just keeps getting cuter and cuter! he doesn't even look like a baby anymore but like a little kid.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

hey, i rated it nc-17. what's a girl have to do to advertise? ;)

[wolfsage.livejournal.com]

yeah i suppose that's true. i think the main thing i wouldn't want to tell my family about is the writing sex aspect of it... not so much the homosexual part. they could deal with that. but i'm their precious 17 year old daughter so i don't read and write sex stories, oh no.

[southpaw526.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

oh, lillian...

*dies*

[cimness.livejournal.com]

hee... my parents knew when i was 17. which was how old i was when i started... oh no, wait, it was just past my 18th birthday.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

::snorfle:: she's v/ funneh. i don't think she's read it yet though. we'll see what she REALLY thinks. at her age i was already combing paperback romances for the naughty bits. but i bet she doesn't.

[wolfsage.livejournal.com]

yes, i figure they'll find out after my 18th, too. i'll be legal to go in teh pr0n shops so they'll have to know. mwahaha. imma buy porn.