Cimorene

so, it was midsummer today. traditionally, you go to a bonfire the night before and then drink in the country. the local slashas are rebels, so we baked a pie (i mean, wax_jism baked it) and then watched two episodes of doctor who plus finding nemo, which is one of my favourite movies ever - i mean, like, one of my top five - and then animal factory, because when i enthusiastically mentioned it as a live-action version of finding nemo, chi and sugar were hooked.

when i say a live action version of finding nemo, what i mean is this: animal factory is a sweet and fluffy gay prison movie produced and directed by steve buscemi, in which edward furlong is a hot young man in prison and willem dafoe is the tough and competent guy who falls for him and takes him under his wing and does his very best to get him out of there. when i say gay, i mean explicitly gay, not just gay in the way that all prison movies are gay. i mean gay in that willem confesses his feelings, and there is some groping, and edward's initial cellmate is a transsexual played by mickey rourke who always wears a matching bra and panties, and false eyelashes. i really don't know why more people don't love this movie. the mental comparison to finding nemo makes it even more satisfying.

so i came away entertaining that imaginary story that i first thought up the first time wax showed me the film, you know, the one in which willem ( oh, spoiler )

free to all takers.
(if you don't remember yesterday, someone e-mailed me that comment and i thought... wouldn't that make a great t-shirt? sady i don't have enough takers to order them screenprinted.)

me: i had to buy it to research for my nemo/gill slash story.
lillian: oh! i want to read it. can i read it?
me: it's up to mommy if you can read stories with sex. you're only twelve.
mom: yes. you can.
lillian: YAY!
mom: did you hear her, though? it has sex. do you want to read it?
lillian: i'm taking a sex education course!
me: it's illegal for you to read online though.
mom: lillian, why aren't you doing your chores?
lillian: if someone will print out the finding nemo story with sex in it, i'll do the kitty litter and then i can read it before bed.

anyone on im now willing to give me their opinion of the final scene of the nemo/gill? (you can see the whole thing if you want, but i want an immediate opinion on the end before i post.)

the strange sex lives of reef fish.

they all start life male, and the biggest one in the clan gets to become female.

o.0

(but... how can i use this?)

i'm exhausted and perry's not happy about my having been gone for almost ten hours, but i feel good; lisa took good care of me. nothing scares me like trying to talk about my problems with my mother does, apparently, and that was something that i did not know. also, i can consume a whole plate of pre-packaged alfredo sauce with no ill effects. and finding nemo was really pretty good. i'm really wanting to slash nemo and gill, like, really. now someone pipe up and tell me i'm not alone, please. please?