funniest responses to my poll

[cimorene]

today is...

-- shiny (wayfairer)

i am...

-- a ninja. sometimes. (elfiepike)
-- The sexy bitch that snagged Cim's Butler! (randwise_gamgee)


i would rather read fanfic than have oral sex provided that...

-- the fanfic is not misspelled. (elfiepike)
-- it didn't require me to shave my legs (nemoricultrix)
-- the fanfiction can somehow produce a tongue (hollsk)
-- i was in public. (psychoticspy)
-- i get the oral sex after (kmazzy)

the number of people i would have sex with is...

-- a strange and curious thing (louiselux)
-- eh, pretty much anyone if I'm bored enough (nemoricultrix) (*bored*?)

underneath the table,

-- not just for wads of gum anymore (ninglor)
-- is less fun than on top, when one is fucking. (aeslis)

unhand that...

-- alabaster statue of my leg (louiselux)
-- delicious piece of ass. no? well.. okay. (aeslis)
-- sandwich! (hollsk)
-- masked man! (wayfairer)